#riddler ask blog

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

Riddler’s rambles

I’ve never understood what you people see in ivy and or Harley truly. Yes there gorgeous of course but seriously? There people like Bruce freaking Wayne and you guys are out here choosing women? I don’t mean that in a gay way, because I’m definitely not. But like Bruce and Harvey dent are what I imagine when I think of gorgeous. BUT IM NOT GAY!

[riddlesandqueries]

[asktheriddlr]

I have a challenge of sorts for you Edward. I’m sure you’ll enjoy being indulged. Given your self proclaimed intellect I’m sure it will prove no trouble.

Narcissism is a condition born of fear, you claim to not suffer from it, however if your brain is as great as you claim it to be why is it you often react to doubts with outbursts and riddles? If you were so intelligent surly you could spend time discussing and providing actual proof. Unless you were afraid, because deep down you knew you weren’t as great as you claim.

Now I’m sure you would say because you shouldn’t have to waste your time, that people aren’t worth debating with. But that thought process is a sign of narcissistic personality disorder.

my challenge for you is to figure out how to prove your own sanity without going in a loop of confirming your own diagnosis.

It’s hilarious how you think I’d willingly give you an answer on why I react the way I do. As for my outbursts? Well, aren’t I just an expressive folk?

And as for wasting my time? Well, it would be. Why should I care what someone else thinks? I know I’m correct. Wait..

No, nevermind - I meant what I said.

Wait. - No, You know what? Why am I even bothering? This is CLEARLY a waste of my TIME!

[edweird-nashton]

>> [ CLICK TO LISTEN ]

[e-nygmaofficial]

Hmmmm what to post, what to post? Maybe I post my findings from this latest heist? Would there be intrigue if I were to post such?

[askd0ctorjcrane]

I’ve been seeing a lot more versions of Edward Nygma from across the multiverse as of late on this app. Is it because it’s pride month. That is my running theory.

[gothamcityfolk]

Hey, Riddler, what’s on the to-do list today?

Thank you for proposing our debut question, Anon. You clearly have a clever head on your shoulders if you prefer to speak with me over the... let's face it, more popular characters in this corner of the world. I apologize that I could not stay for longer. The Penguin and I are quite busy with crates at the moment.

- The Riddler

[fear-and-riddles]

"Riddle me this; when you solve me, I vanish. What am I?"

"A question."

Hi there! This is an in-character askblog for Dr. Jonathan Crane “Scarecrow” and Edward Nygma “Riddler”. On this blog, you can ask questions that will be answered by the characters through text and occasional written drabbles and art. :) Please make sure to check out the additional information in the pinned post!

[askmovieslate]

You know how some movies want to film the night properly but the end result is just fifteen minutes of a black screen with sometimes a close up of someone's face?

Well, this movie is nothing like that, and it makes those hacks look absolutely foolish. Matt Reeves understands this universe better than most, and knows exactly how to present it. For a three hour long movie, this flies, in the angriest pointiest Batman costume ever. I re-watched it for this, and I wanna re-watch it again. Please don't mock it up with the sequel, don't ruin The Joker again, please.

Also Greig Fraser was robbed. He should've been nominated for an Oscar for his cinematography. What a bunch of wrinkly bollocks.

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

R1ddl3r updat3s

So um…about me not being gay…umm yeah…got over that.

[questionmarksthespot]

God, I hate them.

[ridstler]

BWAM!

[asktheriddlr]

I made ravioli

Do you like?

That looks…. well - disgusting. You made the question mark very well, however! And it’s green, too!

…it still looks like throw up, specifically of blood and cheese.

[edweird-nashton]

>> A NEST FOR A BIRD, A CAVE FOR A BAT. MY CRADLE, MY CRUCIBLE. >> I'VE MISSED THIS. LET'S PLAY...

[nixotinix]

in a (frankly, last ditch) effort at some form of rehabilitation for Gotham's worst, the Arkham Asylum has allowed members of the general public to interact with and ask questions to some of the highest profile inmates.

or, to put it more bluntly- Ask the Rogues! you may submit your questions or comments through the Askbox of Wisdom, and you may address them to any of the rogues you see here! have fun and go ham :D (Left to right: Bane, Two-Face, Scarecrow, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Catwoman, Riddler, Music Meister, Penguin, & Mad Hatter)

[askd0ctorjcrane]

BOO!

Hahaha!— Did I scare you? Green question mark… remind you of someone? Me. The answer is me, idiot.

Scared? Never. Annoyed. Without a doubt. What do you want from me now Edward?